Things dads should never say to their kids

Things dads should never say to their kids: "Sometimes, fathers don't know best.

Most people have a story about some bad advice they've gotten from their father, and how that information has led to embarrassment or financial strife. So why call attention to it? Because sometimes bad fatherly advice can help future dads understand what not to say to their children when specific questions are asked.

To help matters, here is a list of fatherly advice that has been handed down throughout the years that has caused nothing but pain and anguish. As always, the identities of these advice-givers is being kept confidential for no other purpose than to spare the family from any undue public shame.

'Oil change? That's just a mechanic's way of squeezing more money out of you. You do the oil change when the car tells you to.'"